I turn a 1 hour boat trip into 2 & a half, (got lost in Padre Bay) and I love the Affordable Care Act (and Dr. Robinson)

 the company boat....no charge for a grocery run to Page, AZ, gas is included

 did I mention I've driven a powerboat once? and have never rode down lake to Wahweap?

 ok, I found Camel rock

 yea, the pass!

 Castle Rock..really?

broken tooth fixed...a $225.00 charge..I only paid $60 and that included my $25 deductible..thank you Mr. President.

I live alone in a two bedroom apt (at no charge) and commute vertically to work

 a flat screen tv with cable! I fell asleep watching "Big Bang Theory" my first night...civilization.

 employee housing complex

Riding with buddy the boat dog (and Steve) to Dangling Rope in 2.5 hrs

 Allie the triathlete (some fuel dock emps have made over $5000.00 in tips each this year) and Steve

 Buddy the boat dog....he also works on the honey barge

 Steve would pull up near shore, buddy would jump out of the boat, pee on every bush he could while running along side us then jump back in and we would keep going without ever stopping.

 there it is, Dangling Rope Marina..no roads in boats only.

Co-workers, a ferry boat ride to bullfrog, the Burr trail, and Dangling Rope here I come!